Guess who is not a Pathetic Loser anymore!

Well, good guess, but no, it's not me. I am, in fact, still a pathetic loser who the state deems unfit for a drivers license. I simply cannot pass maneuverability for the life of me. And I wish they would stop giving me drop dead gorgeous guys for examiners! It is really distracting! I swear I have some sort of subconscious loathing for orange cones and therefore must squash them beneath my tires at all costs... I wish they would go back to good old parallel parking, I can do that! How hard is it not to hit a car?! This sucks... I am a good driver, I swear! If I don't get this license before May, I will lose my job. *pout* I suck.

ps. (giggle- spell check wants me to change the word license to Melisent)